Several years ago, I blogged about a diet I went through and lost over twenty-five pounds. I have gained back all but ten pounds of it. I had forgotten how weight affected me. Now as I get older (and older) I am noticing the effects of weight. Through circumstances too numerous to enumerate, I find myself at the precipice of morbid obesity if I don’t do anything about it. I have many symptoms of an impending spin, crash and burn and enough is enough.
When we moved into this house, I was forty-five years old. I climbed almost every tree on our property and trimmed them out. At fifty-six, I wouldn’t dare do that now.
My passion is costume making. I love to go to Renaissance Faires, at least I used to, but obviously my costume doesn’t fit anymore. The last time I stuffed myself into it, I bruised my kidneys and they hurt for a week.
Each summer, there’s a Faire nearby and I’d like to go… in costume. I refuse to make a fat costume, so I need to get skinny so I can make the costume I really want. Also, every year there’s a holiday masquerade ball in town. It’s too late to go this year, but next year is not outside the realm of possibilities. I’d like to go and dress to the nines. There are still those people who want top-notch costumes and are willing to pay for them and I might be able to scrape up a little business on the side…. Like I have a lot of time with two jobs where I work fifty to sixty hours a week. Anyway, that’s the dream.
I recently took a 40-hour a week job where I sit. I have gained five pounds since I started. Duh! I have noticed horrible acid indigestion from sitting, because that roll of fat around my midsection is squeezing my stomach. My back, knees and feet hurt all the time, I get easily winded, I think I may have sleep apnea (I certainly snore like some beast) and I have heart palpitations. I don’t walk, I lumber and waddle. I’m getting off this roller coaster of death. Since I work until ten o’clock at night, eating late and sitting for eight hours is not in my best interests. I am choosing the middle of the day to have a regular meal and I’m cutting out the very “convenient” noodles in a cup from the middle of the shift meal break mostly because of the high salt and fat content. I don’t need to add hypertension to my list of problems. Besides… salt makes me hold water like crazy.
I look in the mirror and my brain tells me I don’t look THAT bad. My husband tells me I only have to lose a couple of pounds. A couple of pounds my eye! I went shopping with my daughter, and she coaxed me into trying on the same wrap-around skirt she had just tried on. I looked awful! I almost started crying. I recently saw a picture of myself and I looked huge!
In the movie industry, they say the camera puts ten pounds on you. I think that’s a lot of bull! The camera shows you the truth. Your eyes lie to your brain. Unfortunately, the world is obsessed with looking like emaciated stick figures. There was no way to justify the angle of the camera or a bad pose. I’m fat. I’m considered obese. Okay, thanks for sharing…. Now, do something about it without shelling out $350.00 per month for pre-packaged food.
I researched Medifast and have a friend who did Optifast. While it may work for some, I decided it wasn’t for me. I don’t normally eat brownies and pudding, so adding (diet) brownies and pudding to my diet didn’t seem appropriate. If I’m going to eat oatmeal, why should I pay a ton of money to someone else for the privilege? I can buy almost four boxes of instant oatmeal for the price of seven packages with one of these companies. I’m not saying they’re bad, thousands of people have successfully gone through these programs and graduated to a healthier lifestyle. Good for them!
Other programs I’ve researched seem good on the outside, but when you add up the calories, for your daily diet, you end up eating 1600 to 2500 calories per day. If you’ve been pigging out your whole life on 40oo calories a day, yeah, 1600 to 2500 calories would seem like a starvation diet and yes, you would lose weight, but more slowly. At that rate, you’ll be on their diet for a long, long time and that’s exactly what they want. They’re in this to make money… lots of it and the longer they can keep you on the diet, the more money they stand to make. To do this diet effectively, I need to go back down to 1200 calories a day. I like the idea of six little meals a day so that’s what I’m going to do.
I purchased some (lower calorie) diet drinks and bars to fill in. I don’t have everything in place yet, but If I don’t take a stand, I’m going to be pulling the Scarlett O’Hara, “I’ll think about that tomorrow” game.
I first began my diet before the holidays and that was a mistake. There were too many distractions and temptations. Overall, I still lost five pounds, but I have a vision in my head about a whole new wardrobe and a thin body to put it on. At that rate, it won’t happen.
I got some really cool 1928 jewelry to go with this new wardrobe and I have the patterns to make everything I want. As a matter of fact, I probably have enough fabric stashed away that I don’t have to buy any. Anyway, here it is, the first day of the new year. I’m definitely not going to call it a New Year’s resolution.
WEEK 1
Sunday, January 1
Day 1
Weight: 210 Pounds lost: 0
I weighed in first thing in the morning. I started the day okay. I didn’t eat a lot of junk, I just ate a little too much. I feel a little too full and somewhat bloated after going out for Mexican food last night. I weighed in at 210 and I’m going to record the weight as well as how much weight has been lost. Part of my problem is that at one job, I’m on my feet and active, but the other job has me sitting. This is a problematic because I can’t seem to find time to do any kind of dedicated exercise. I need to work on that.
Monday, January 2
Day 2
Weight: 210 Pounds lost: 0
There’s no change in my weight, but at least it didn’t go up. I’ll count that as a blessing.
I’m not particularly hungry this morning, so I won’t eat until I am. I find that I’m the most hungry between two and five in the afternoon. When I work until ten o’clock at night, I try not to eat after 7:30 and even then, it’s just a fiber bar and a lot of water. The bulk of my eating is in the middle of the day where my body has a chance to metabolize the bulk of what I eat. For me, carrots are the vehicle. Even though the average carrot is about 30 calories and high in sugar, I don’t need to take citracal or any other type of dietary fiber to keep my system going. Usually. The Mexican food is really doing a number on me.
Tuesday, January 3
Day 3
Weight: 210 Pounds lost: 0
I’m still feeling so heavy and bloated I didn’t even want to weigh in. My back was hurting from throwing freight on Sunday morning so I took some Excedrine…. I had a stomach ache for the rest of the day and night. Time for Prilosec. My ulcer has flaired up again.
Wednesday, January 4
Day 4
Weight: 208 Pounds lost: 2
Food for the day: tea, 2 pkgs of instant oatmeal (no milk), chicken sandwich, 2 hard boiled eggs, 3 carrots, 1 protein shake, 3 protein bars, lots of water. (and a little bit of pot roast)
Two pounds… I can live with that. I still feel really bloated. Today, I decided to start listing what I eat again to keep myself accountable. I’ve gotten a little sloppy. I put together a slow-cooked pot roast today. (the recipe is listed under recipes) I had a little of it and it was wonderful!
Thursday, January 5
Day 5
Weight: 207 Pounds lost: 3
Food for the day: tea, 2 pkgs of instant oatmeal (no milk), a few pieces of chicken, 1/2 red bell pepper, 4 small carrots, 2 hard boiled eggs, 1 protein shake, 2 protein bars, water
When you eat things which act like paste in your system, you pay dearly. Topping it off with Excedrine, which I’m not supposed to take was a disaster. I ate less today because I felt so lousy. I drank a lot more water though.
Friday, January 6
Day 6
Weight: 206 Pounds lost: 4
Food for the day: tea, 2 pkgs of instant oatmeal (no milk)
Slow and steady. All things considered, four pounds isn’t bad. I’m not discouraged but I’m beating myself up for having eaten that heavy Mexican food dinner that the waiter had to practically carry out on a crane. Rice, beans, chips guacamole and especially cheese are not diet food. It was wonderfully delicious and it was a long-needed date night with my husband, but I paid for it. Today though, I finally feel much better. Interestingly, it took the better part of a week to undo that dinner. The ulcer issue is still there, and that’s my fault, but I’m taking care of it.
The Noble Carrot
Most diets will limit your intake of high carbohydrate vegetables such as corn and carrots. They’re not the ideal vegetable for weight loss.
Many people, especially the overweight tend to have sluggish digestive systems and I’ve heard it said that the average overweight person has about five pounds of residual waste products in their intestinal tract. Well, duh. Our pleasure-indulgent lifestyles and our cravings for fast food and low fiber snacks are the reason we are becoming a nation of fat people. It reminds me of the movie Wall.E where people have become obese and lost the ability to walk because they spend all their time in lounge chairs, eating and drinking. Okay, we’re not that bad… yet.
Anyway, back to the carrot. Yes, it may be a “carb-on-a-stick,” but they’re tasty (that’s the sugar, by the way), full of vitamins and naturally LOADED with fiber. The carrot is Nature’s answer to all those fiber drinks we feel we need to drink because our diets are fiber poor. What do we do? We have colonics! What’s wrong with this picture!?
At only 30 calories apiece, a couple of raw carrots every day are enough to get even the sluggish of digestive tracts moving. They’re the “Pac-Man” of vegetables as far as I’m concerned. If you’re cutting out the other carbs, a couple of carrots aren’t going to hurt you.
I have serious issues with the diet drinks that are “full of dietary fiber.” Why not just eat food that is full of natural dietary fiber? Oh yeah, that enriched, Wonderbread, peanut butter and jelly sandwich just doesn’t cut it and you just can’t have it on whole grain bread.
So, you’ve filled your belly with high carbohydrate paste. No wonder you’re fat! A couple of carrots would at least move that nutritionally bereft lunch you just consumed through your system.
PB & J sandwich: 18g fat, 500mg sodium, 59g carbs, 12g protein, 3g fiber, 432 calories
Two carrots: 4g fat, 100mg sodium, 13.8g carbs, 14g protein, 4g fiber, 60 calories
One should eat 14g of fiber for every 1000 calories. That sandwich just ate up a quarter to a fifth of your caloric intake with only 3g of fiber.
To get the same number of calories, you would have to eat 14.4 carrots. Nobody eats that many carrots in a day, but you can see where this is going.
14.4 carrots: 28.8g fat, 720g sodium, 99.36g carbs, 100.8g protein, 28.8g fiber, 432 calories
Okay, now it get a little gross. When you’re constipated, your body becomes tired and sluggish. You “wish you could go.” When you finally do, it always feels sooooo good. Plugging up your system is more than plugging up your system. It’s poisoning your body.
Two things have happened. Your diet doesn’t have enough fiber in it, and you’re not drinking enough water. These two things will keep you “going.”
My parents used to make jokes about how old people always talk about what a great poop they had (now they talk about it). When you think about it, it really is a big deal. As you get older and your body metabolizes more slowly and your activity level is lower. Your body isn’t moving waste through your system like it used to. But at any age, a great poop in the morning really feels good and carrots can help this happen.
CARROTS ARE COOL!
Carrots don’t require any special preparation; just wash and go. Obviously, raw, unpeeled carrots are better for you than cooked carrots but they still have the fiber you need. Like I said before, a couple of carrots and plenty of water every day can keep your system moving and you’ll never be constipated.